Free Lance Writer:
Lance Writer is Innocent!*
• Original copywriting
• Entertaining features, columns and articles
• Humorous blogs and social media content
Don't be the same as the rest, give your readers a little textual excitement. Stimulate their imaginations, arouse their curiosity and encourage an explosion of feedback and response.
• Web content
• Magazine articles
• Social media profile descriptions
• Company blogs
• Spoof problem pages
• 'In My View' humorous columns
• Quirky short snippets on any topic
No, unfortunately, my name is NOT Lance Writer; it's Simon Ellinas. Google me. Over 150 entries on Google and they're ALL about me. I'm one of very few people who can make this spurious claim to fame. Let's face it, an idiot's name is written everywhere. My concurrent career as a cartoonist, caricaturist and video film maker has been very well-documented online. My earlier incarnation as a published writer has been trying to catch up.
Published in:
• Comedy Review Magazine
• The Entertainment Review
• The Hill / The Gate/ NW3 – London-specific magazines
• Crackin' – short-lived comedy magazine
• The Insider – short-lived satire magazine
• Ha! (Humorous Arts) – my own magazine!
• More Tonto Short Stories – one of my short stories
• The Wolf – poetry magazine
• easyjet inflight magazine
There is also a small selection of my short stories on lulu: Eric Preet's Week of Sins and Other Short Stories. It's at a knockdown price at the moment. And a wonderful short, entertaining read on the train journey or in the smallest room.
So, go on, commission some of my writing for your magazine/website/blog etc. It'll be fun, productive and very attractive for your readers.
I look forward to your call/ email/ telegram/ smoke signal.
All the best,
Simon Ellinas.
*Thanks to Phil Munnoch for making me aware of this wonderfully silly joke.
Caricatures and Cartoons by caricaturist and cartoonist on London
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